She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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