He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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