idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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