ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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