Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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