After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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