OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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