She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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