Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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