let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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