maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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