As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Randomize
