His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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