Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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