Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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