im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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