TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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