yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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