So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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