Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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