i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I love having hate sex.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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