My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
no, he came in my armpit
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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