I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I touched a dick in church today
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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