Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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