Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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