Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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