I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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