Buhtt sex?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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