I need help removing her.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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