you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
not ubering you a puppy
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize