we're blogging at a bar
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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