when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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