So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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