let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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