my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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