One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
