But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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