let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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