That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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