I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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