paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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