I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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