some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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