he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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