I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
So much Jack, so little girl.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
