i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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