I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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