So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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