i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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