Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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