I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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