He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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