He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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