that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I party with great urgency now.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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