I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
it glows. i had to have it.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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