I seem to have left my pride at pride
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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