Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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