so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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